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I hate having to wrap gifts.
I hate it so much I don't do it.

I buy those bags.

I jam the shit in the bag and give them that.
Hey my gifts are good, nobody cares.

And I hate cards.
What would you rather have for your birthday?
$500 or a fucking card?

Here's the money, its in the bag, no, I forgot a card.
I hate cards.

Sometimes, when I am really hating cards, I will buy cards for people that don't match the occasion.
Its your birthday?
Here is a "romantic card for my wife."
Look in the bag idiot, your gift is in there.

I hate wrapping paper and cards. Oct 14 9:44 AM MST

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I hate the impulse aisle at stores. You see them and think 'Hey, I need that' or 'Hey, that's pretty kickass' then when you get home you realize you're retarded for buying it.

I hate texas hold 'em. Fun card game, but it gets too much damned fame for what it's worth. All it took was one show, and now there's like 20 shows, 5 or 6 software-run pc games, the little pocket hold 'em games, and a huge market for chip sets where the major buying point is how heavy the chips are. they're for gambling damnit, you shouldn't have to spend money on means to lose even more money. Oct 13 3:47 PM MST

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I hate... when people call my top set with a flush draw Sep 16 5:22 AM MST