link hereI hate mystery bruises! They just appear randomly out of nowhere and you have no idea how the hell they got there or why! Especially the abnormally HUGE ones. You'd think you'd remember something the size of a light bulb hitting you in the thigh.
And on the subject of bruises,
I hate the ones that hurt like a bitch but don't even appear visibly. You don't know exactly where they are, so you can't remember in a fleeting moment not to touch that area and then it just hurts suddenly when you accidentally touch it.
Fucking bruises. And they aren't even bad ass, they're just ugly. No one pities you for a bruise but when you have a monster gash it's sudden appraisal and awe.
Aug 3 9:13 PM MST 
