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- Masterhater


I hate how my boyfriend is constantly flatulating. On me, in bed, in public, even when we're "in the mood" he ruins it by letting a huge one rip. It's funny the first time, but when you keep on doing it, it gets a tad annoying. Ben, please stop farting before I shove a gigantic cork up your anus so you can fart no more. Men can be such pigs. I still love him though. Jun 11 12:58 AM UTC
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Dear masterhater,
Its three am and I just wanted to say three things
1 my boyfriend broke up with me today
I hate him for not doing it sooner

2 I think he might be off sleeping with my skanky halfsister
Oh well whatchuh gun do...
3 anyways... If you ever wanna grab a bite to eat
Lemme know
We can blog all night long Mar 30 5:02 AM UTC
Masterhater says: I have a date with your skanky half sister earlier in the day, but after that we can go grab a bite. Just kidding...I've heard that you can't blog for at least two hours after eating, so we many need a new plan.
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I love that my boyfriend is naturally bigger and stronger than me (he works out, plays sport, is in great shape etc.) but I hate that he can't help hurting me when we're having sex or sometimes just making out (we're very tactile/physical with eachother which I love). I hate that even when he's really trying to be gentle with me and really trying not to hurt me that I always end up covered in bruises or asking him to stop.

I hate how much we love fucking, that we can hardly keep our hands off of eachother, I hate how we love cuddles too but that it's painful for me. I hate how our favourite position is missionary, him on top but that it hurts to have him on top of me.

I hate how we discussed this issue a couple of times and never brought it up again because he said he felt bad that he always ends up hurting me. I don't want to bring it up again because I don't want to make him feel bad.

I hate how I wanted to have sex with a former fuck buddy of mine (I didn't) because I wanted to have sex that didn't hurt for a change.

I love rough, painful sex, just not all the time. I hate how I don't love it all the time, it'd be so much easier for us both if I did. I hate how I'm small, petite, quite delecate and bruise easily.

I hate how we've tried all kinds of things but that nothing seems to help. Id b very grateful for any advice would be appreciated. Feb 23 10:28 AM UTC
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I hate that he keeps telling me about he wants a baby. I don't give a crap if you want a baby! I don't care if you think they're cute. Once you get past the smiling face, all they do is cry, scream, piss/ crap their diapers, and they're inable to walk or talk or feed themselves. And they're tons of work and take up a lot of energy and time. So really, if you want a baby so badly, go screw with some other girl, because I am NOT getting you a baby, you obsessive, clingy freak with a terrible baby-fetish. Feb 20 5:42 AM UTC
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I hate how my dad and my sister died in a car accident and I got a letter while I was at my boarding school from my mom who said 'sorry to have to tell you this but your dad and sister are gone. You can't come home, though. School is important.' FOR FUCKS SAKE! I know I only saw them like once a year but seriously! Don't you care enough about my emotions to tell me in person? Or let me grieve at home with you? I love school but i'd sort of like to go to my own fathers funeral!
But I love how my best friend/boyfriend was there to comfort me. :) Sep 10 11:47 PM UTC
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i hate how my fucking boyfriend is outside playing catch with his dad while i am inside complaining how he is outside.
i hate that! its like ya know i am here hello? member me? YOUR GIRLFRIEND? Jun 23 1:35 AM UTC
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(I prefer the term strongky dislike to HATE,
but for the sake of format we'll flow with it)

I feckin HATE, people who try to bargain prices
at my work, just because we sell dildos doesn't
mean we operate like mehico - there is no haggling!

I HATE! when my boyfriend "omitts certain truths"
and claims that's not the same as LYING!!!!!!!!!

I HATE! when my boss acts like the total queen
that he is and nit picks me because he's having
Gay.M.S.

I HATE! When I'm trying to watch a movie and my
retarded crew members keep calling me for answers
to stupid ass questions.

I HATE - myself for not blowing things up..... May 27 1:13 AM UTC
Masterhater says: You can strongly dislike things here also. Just don't take it too far, I don't want to see you mildly or kinda disliking things. That is just pushing it overboard.
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I hate that my boyfriend doesn't want to marry me. If something's so wrong with me that you don't want to marry me, then just fucking break up with me. I'm done pretending. Mar 11 3:17 PM UTC
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Dear boyfriend,

I hate that you don't understand this simple concept: I dated you, I was in love with you, you treated me like shit, you left to serve a mission, while you were gone I found someone else, he treated me like a queen, you came home, I chose you again, and you are treating me like shit again. Don't you get it? For you to treat me this way when I had another man ready to marry me and I CHOSE YOU because I loved you more... It's a slap in the face, you jerk. And you know I'll never leave. Dec 6 3:12 AM UTC
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I have some bad news for some of you young people: Getting older doesn't automatically make things better. Now that I'm older (41), I have even more things to hate. I hate how people say, "How are you?" when you meet them in public, because you know they don't really want to know and don't care anyway. I hate it when I feel compelled to say it in return. I hate not being married. I was married for 15 years, and then my husband divorced me. I have been with my "boyfriend" for 10 years. I hate having to call him "my boyfriend" when referring to him. I hate it that he has (3) daughters that we are sure of. I hate how he is so nice to them and so mean to me. I hate how they say they want to find a man like their dad, because they are so wrong. He's closet evil. I hate how he says terrible things to me to make me cry, and then he get mad, I think actually despises me, when I cry. I hate how I love him. I hate that I chose to be with him. I hate that I am sick all the time. I hate how so many parts of my body ache every day. I hate that I don't have the money to go to the doctor and get tests to figure out what is wrong with me. I hate that my son is in prison. I hate how my other son doesn't come around any more since he got a big, fat, ugly atheistic, selfish, unlikeable girlfriend. I hate that he is going to marry her, because she isn't even nice to him; she treats him like he is a child. He's so good to her. I hate living. Nov 26 11:09 PM UTC
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