link hereI hate my period.
I hate being a girl sometimes. Okay actually a lot of the time
I hate being a girl. We have to wear uncomfortable lingerie, are expected to WANT to push a watermelon demon spawn out of a hole the size of a kumquat. GEE THANKS.
I HATE MY PERIOD.
I hate the cramping, bloating, goddamn f*cking mood swings, crying for no reason (I don't have kleenex), being too cold, being too hot, bloated like a whale, my boyfriend not knowing what it's like, snapping at him, friends, family, strangers, the break outs, the stupid food cravings, the needing to watch romantic movies i've already seen... and throwing money away on rich pharmaceutical's pain relievers.
Take it all back. Sometimes it would be nice to be a stupid man for once. They are only expected to be stupid what with the penis jokes and humor. Stupid fucks think they know what it's like. I'd like to see one of them 9 monthes pregnant with quints, bawling their eyes over little house on the prairie while they're stuffing their face with a tub of ice cream and going "why me?"
Then, when they go to get birth control, would love to see the men bitch about the fact that it's not covered by their insurance and deal with the fact that the girlfriends won't help them pay for it (the way most men do.)
I hate my period. Who needs hormones anyway?
Jul 14 5:04 PM MST