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i hate busting my ass doing piles and piles of shitty college work, and still failing while kids who go out drinking wednesday through saturday show up hung over and ace the class. i hate living in a small-ass dorm where there's only 2 1/2 feet of walking space and your desk becomes a friggen disaster because there's no other goddamn place to put all of your shit. i hate communal bathrooms. i hate snobby girls who stare at you. i hate college. and the friggen ditzy idiots who actually got in here that couldn't tell a good book from their own ass. i hate america. Feb 21 2:16 AM MST
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I hate web comic writers/artists who get bored of their own material and either quit in the middle of a story line or just draw out the comic in a series of irrelevant strips that don't really go anywhere. The updates become more sporadic and the content less appealing. At least have the decency to end comic before you move onto something else. Nov 8 1:08 AM MST
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I hate it when you go to the toilet and you're all relieved and everything, but then you go to get some toilet paper and you're sat facing an empty cardboard roll. WTF? Didn't the last person who used the last bit think ''oh I'll replace it and help my fellow man''??? And your'e left helplessly covered. And I hate thatif you're at home you try and shuffle across the room to get a new roll, but urine still runs down your damn leg anyway.
I hate hand dryers. Wtf? It's the 21st century, I think they could have come up with a hand dryer that actually dries your hands!
On the other hand, I happen to love soap dispensers, they're the best :) Jun 7 8:34 AM MST
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I hate that when I take a dump, sometimes the water splashes back from the drop of my waste, and comes into contact with my butt. It's so nasty, it's toilet water! I hate how uncomfortably disturbing this post is. Apr 3 5:37 AM MST
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I hate that I have to pee all the time and then I get nervous if I know I wont be near a bathroom for a long time (like a bus ride)
I hate planning my life around my bladder!!!!! Feb 20 9:11 PM MST
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i hate when, in the morning, after having a shower and puting my clothes on, i go back in the bathroom and get my socks wet. Nov 30 9:06 PM MST
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I hate that awkward wet line you get on your pants when you lean on the counter in public restrooms. ew. Oct 26 11:46 AM MST
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i hate when i go to the bathroom at school and i have to go poop (lol) theres always another girl in there! i hate that i have to hold it in until she leaves. Oct 15 6:19 AM MST
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I HATE having the world's smallest fucking bladder. I can take one sip of water and have to go pee 10 minutes later. I hate waking up 50 times a night when I barely drank anything earlier in the day. As I'm typing this, I need to pee right now.

I hate how my boyfriend always complains/makes fun of me for it. It's a fucking necessary biological response. What the fuck do you expect me to do about it? It's not my fault.

And I hate when you walk past the bathroom while a guy is peeing for about an hour. It sounds like someone is pouring out a gallon of milk. Oct 4 6:13 PM MST
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I hate how women take forever in public bathrooms. Me, I'm in and out of there in 30-45 seconds. I mean how long does it take to unzip, sit down, pee, wipe and zip back up? It's not that hard. It's not a space launch, for Christsakes. I'm stand there waiting and waiting for a stall, waiting for the bitches to finish up wondering what the hell they could be doing for so long. Often I see their feet under the stall facing the WRONG WAY or doing a shuffling little turn around and turn back again dance like a nesting hamster! What the hell? WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????? Just do your business and get out damnit! Sometimes, when they finally come out of the stall at long last I want to grab them and shove my hand down their crotch just to see if they are actually MEN. Then at least I would know they are taking so long because they have to adjust their shamefull bits to hide them from outside world. Or I just want to take them by the shoulders and shake, shake, shake the daylights out of them yelling "This is not your home! You are in a public place, have some consideration for the fact that others are waiting, damn you!" Sep 9 2:01 AM MST
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Second, I hate dirty shower curtains. Ew, they're just so gross and moldy and smell bad. Like my friend XXXXXXX. S/he has a DISGUSTING shower curtain. I mean, How is someone supposed to get clean with a shower curtain so dirty?

NASTY. Jul 31 6:05 AM MST
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I hate that I REALLY have to pee, but I'm too lazy to get up and go.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I HAVE TO PEE! Apr 11 6:30 AM MST
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