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I hate that women make a big deal over the toilet seat being up. Seriously, they must really have plenty of time on their hands for them to turn this nonsense into an eternal debate. Ladies, will you just learn how to work the fucking toilet seat! You never hear us guys making 45 minute sermons because you left the toilet seat down, so shut the fuck up and use the hands that God gave you to lower the seat. And for fuck's sake, please look before you make a flying buttleap for the toilet, because (as you exhaustively tell us guys when we make mistakes) it's wrong to always assume, and it's not our problem if you end up getting stuck in the bowl.

If the inventor of the toilet seat knew that women in the future would hinder the progress of humanity with the Great Toilet Seat debate, he would have burned his invention and we would still be squatting over pits, porcelain bowls, and rivers to this day. Apr 19 7:03 PM UTC

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i hate it when people pee in the pool. oh my god. why cant you just get out and use the bathroom like a civilized human being. Apr 9 5:17 PM UTC

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I hate that my bathroom door all of a sudden has this squeak to it. Now, every time I wake up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I manage to wake up at least one person in the house. Nov 29 3:39 PM UTC

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Honestly, I don't know why people love to take baths. I much prefer showers...The thought of soaking in my own dirt, dead skin, & other gross matter is hardly appealing. Jun 5 4:21 AM UTC

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this is something very unimportant but i hate shitting in a public bathrooms. When someone comes in it gets akward and you have to wait for them to get out to continue May 26 1:01 AM UTC

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I hate when the toilet paper roll is in the dispenser so it rolls up instead of down. Half the time I can't find the end and wind up clawing the first three layers to shreds trying to make my own.

I also hate the toilet paper in public bathrooms. It's like sandpaper! The average human really doesn't need an abrasive to get their ass clean. May 8 6:29 AM UTC

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I hate that I've never seen this site before. Also, I hate it when you lay in bed late at night and are struck with the need to pee, so you lay there contemplating getting up or the collateral damage of going in your bed, and it ALWAYS ends with you getting up. :( Apr 28 9:30 PM UTC

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i hate community / public bathrooms. i only like to use them when i am 100% alone...i don't like when there's people in the other stalls! Sep 10 3:35 PM UTC

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I hate it when you go to the toilet and you're all relieved and everything, but then you go to get some toilet paper and you're sat facing an empty cardboard roll. WTF? Didn't the last person who used the last bit think ''oh I'll replace it and help my fellow man''??? And your'e left helplessly covered. And I hate thatif you're at home you try and shuffle across the room to get a new roll, but urine still runs down your damn leg anyway.
I hate hand dryers. Wtf? It's the 21st century, I think they could have come up with a hand dryer that actually dries your hands!
On the other hand, I happen to love soap dispensers, they're the best :) Jun 7 3:34 PM UTC

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I hate that when I take a dump, sometimes the water splashes back from the drop of my waste, and comes into contact with my butt. It's so nasty, it's toilet water! I hate how uncomfortably disturbing this post is. Apr 3 12:37 PM UTC