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I hate that I am reasonably intelligent person I hate that I am reasonably intelligent person who just can’t manage my life.

I hate that I am circling the drain of finical ruin.

I hate that that makes me feel like a failure as an adult

I hate that I feel the pressures of my situation so intently that I will explode at any moment Jun 13 7:17 AM MST
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i hate how everytime i get a boyfriend, my friends always say "aww you guys look SO cute together!", but then the second we break up they totally go the opposite way saying "you were better than him, you can DO better than him, you guys looked like brother and sister anyways..." etc. DUMBASSES.. just tell me the truth! Sep 29 2:30 AM MST
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I hate banana peels. I recently tried dropping a few on the ground to get some good laffs from people slipping on them, but no one slipped! In fact, everyone avoided stepping on the peels altogether! I had to try stepping on a peel myself, but it wasn't slipppery at all, and I just got banana jizz on my shoe for my troubles. I hate how "they" have been lying to us all these years about how slippery banana peels are. Those fuckers! Jul 26 9:45 AM MST
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i hate.....no i DESPISE bananas! i hate the color, the smell, the taste, the shape, Hell i hate the WORD banana! i hate bananas with a bloody PASSION! Bananas can go to HELL!!! Mar 19 11:32 AM MST
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I hate how when you wake up you want to go to sleep and when you go to sleep you want to close your eyes, and when you close your eyes you want to play hide 'n' seek. I hate it when old people smell all the same, like they all buy the same freaking perfume meant only for old people. I hate when the bus passes by only to do it again. I hate how oranges are orange, but there's no color named after a banana. I hate how Madonna is a virgin name but the famous one is a slut. Finally, I hate how my dog's balls stick out WAY too much when we shave him. Oct 21 2:18 PM MST
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