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I hate being with people that go crazy over babies. I love my nephew too but I am SOOOO sick of hearing your high pitched "AWWWW hey wittle man! where's dat smile??? where's dat smile?????? WHERE'S DAT SHMILE?!?!?! THERE IT IS!!! ASHABOOO!!!! ASHABOOOOOO!!!! WOOK AT THOSE WITTLE FEET!!! whose got wittle feet???? who's got wittle feetsies?!?!?! who's a good boy?!?!?!? BOOO HI!!!!! HI!!!!!!!!" etc etc it goes on forever....
ugh! shut up! he's 5 months old. getting him to smile and laugh isn't hard. No need to be obnoxious about it. Oct 13 7:10 AM MST

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I HATE when my roommate and her nauseatingly disgusting boyfriend (who moved into my goddamn house...) talk to eachother like they're 5 year olds and use phrases like "i wuv you baby bears muah." its enough to make me vomit Feb 5 4:51 AM MST