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I hate when people at work make a "starbucks run" NO, I don't want to spend $5 of a fucking cup of coffee you mindless piece of shit!

I hate all of the lame terminology too. I hate how that stupid ass starbucks invented a language to make straight people feel inadequate.

I hate how you have to have a fucking translator when you go to starbucks to order coffee for someone, when you don't even want any.

I hate saying the following:

"Umm, could I get a Venti, latte with 2 shots of espresso, non-fat milk, and extra hot"

I hate how it really means: "Large coffee, with extra heat for burning my hand when it spills on the ride back to the office"

I hate how the people that work at starbucks treat you like a piece of shit if you don't know how to order. Look fuck face, this isn't Italy, and contrary to what your faggy boss told you, you ARE NOT a "barista!"

You are a "coffee server" so look at me funny one more time you pierced emo-creep.

I hate coffee a lot.

I also hate expensive coffee.

I hate starbucks

bla May 24 12:50 AM MST
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I hate the fact that I have really poor circulation in my hands. They're always SO frigid (especially my right hand). Every time I shake hands with someone, they flinch and tell me it's like "shaking hands with Death". Actually, I think it's kind of funny how surprised people get, but it does get so annoying to have to run my hands under hot water to get them warm again. I feel like a penguin (because they don't have blood vessels in their feet so they don't succumb to the cold snow underneath). There's blood in my hands, I know, it just doesn't warm me properly. Feb 12 12:56 PM MST
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i hate when u call someone and u think they answered the phone but it's really their answering machine saying "hello?hello?hello?haha!i'm not available,leave a message" HOW STUPID!I don't have time to be playing stupid fucking phone games with these people!if i was looking for a joke i would ride to the gas station and check out their gas prices. Jul 10 12:10 PM MST
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