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link hereI hate it when people play a song repeatedly. That's one way to fuck up an otherwise good song. I don't want to hear the same thing being played 200 times today, just because it's cool! That's fucking lunacy! After listening to any song for the 7th time in a row, I end up wanting to cram the radio into the offender's ears so that they can listen to repeats of teir favourite song without disturbing the rest of the world. Jul 6 11:30 AM UTC | |
link hereI hate rechargeable batteries for small devices like cameras, because they never hold a charge even after you've charged them according to the manufacturer's specifications. The AA rechargeable batteries especially give me a headache because my digital camera requires them. No matter which brand i try, be it Kodak, or Energizer, or some Chinese brand, I can never get more than a handful of pictures in without the battery going flat. I've had a couple vacations turned bad, and a class project I was lucky to pass, thanks to beign forced to run around town looking for regular AA batteries because my rehargeable batteries failed me whilst I was getting an important shot. And the pathetic thing is that the regular batteries held a charge far much better than the rechargeable batteries. I know that we need to be more concerned about the environment and other shit, but can the battery companies please test their products BEFORE releasing them to the public? How am I going to make the environment better if I have to throw away products that do not work like the pro-green advocates claimed it would? To get the same number of shots as the regular batteries, I have to recharge a typical rechargeable battery 3 TIMES! Given that these things take at least 7 hours to fill up, that means I'll have to waste a day waiting whilst a ton of photo opportunities pass me by. How fucked up is that? May 24 12:06 PM UTC | |
link hereI hate the mass hysteria surrounding rape because of the utter nonsense and outright lies that it is based on. The hysteria can be summarized as follows:
"Women and girls of the world, cower in fear of rape, for it is a worse crime than mass murder. Behind every tree, and under every rock, there is an erect penis that is ready to leap into your vaginas. Every man and boy is a rapist, and is guilty even if proven innocent."
Granted, there are a lot of men out there whose psychological profiles clearly make them guilty bastards who deserve to be buried beneath the jail, but most rape stories seriously need to be re-examined due to a few damning facts.
1. Rape is the #1 fantasy women have. Yes, it has been statistically proven, and to top it off, women ADMIT from their own mouths and online that they want to be fucked raw and inseminated by criminals and psychopaths.
2. 80% of rape cases are proven by the police and the courts to be false. Most of the phony cases either involve;
2a. The woman regretting having sex with an undesirable man such as an intellectual, eccentric, non-athlete, non-criminal, and otherwise "normal" man.
2b. The woman wanting more money to fund her shopping habits.
2c. The woman being in a spiteful and unpleasant mood due to menstrual cramps or whatever illogical bullshit was in her mind.
3. It has been scientifically proven that women orgasm better and conceive twice as many children when they have non-consensual sex.
4. Women are twisting the definition of rape out of proportion, turning it into "anything that a man does, including breathing in a woman's direction." For instance, sexual harassment is just another word for "visual and verbal rape," which is nothing more than compliments and approving glances that a man makes towards a woman.
Now it's clear why the Muslims decided long ago to kill any woman who even claimed to be raped. They simply could not decide whether she was genuinely raped or was simply giving in to her fantasy. Apr 20 4:37 PM UTC | |
link hereI hate that women make a big deal over the toilet seat being up. Seriously, they must really have plenty of time on their hands for them to turn this nonsense into an eternal debate. Ladies, will you just learn how to work the fucking toilet seat! You never hear us guys making 45 minute sermons because you left the toilet seat down, so shut the fuck up and use the hands that God gave you to lower the seat. And for fuck's sake, please look before you make a flying buttleap for the toilet, because (as you exhaustively tell us guys when we make mistakes) it's wrong to always assume, and it's not our problem if you end up getting stuck in the bowl.
If the inventor of the toilet seat knew that women in the future would hinder the progress of humanity with the Great Toilet Seat debate, he would have burned his invention and we would still be squatting over pits, porcelain bowls, and rivers to this day. Apr 19 7:03 PM UTC | |
link hereIf there is an animal I hate deeply, that's the common fly, because it is the most disgusting creature that God ever defecated. After being nurtured by sewage, garbage, and rotting flesh, these filthy creatures then invade our personal spaces and try to infect us with horrible diseases like dysentery, cholera, E. coli, and typhoid.
I began to hate the common fly in my youth when I was busy minding my own business whilst eating a sandwich. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a fly came buzzing towards me. I waved my hand to shoo it away, but it barrel-rolled to the side and landed square on my sandwich. I watched in horror as vomited up a greenish glob, rubbed its body with it, and proceeded to dance on my sandwich. My lunch, which I spent my last few coins of pocket money on, was now contaminated with filth and disease, and I had to throw it away, for eating it would surely make me ill or die. From then on, I vowed to kill any fly that dares go near my food. Evil bastards they are! Apr 17 3:40 PM UTC | |
link hereI hate the stigma that society has towards introverts. Sure, we prefer to read books at a library instead of partying the weekend away. We prefer to unwind by going for a relaxing walk in a park instead of a packed music concert. And we don't like to do anything without a solid plan. Really, what the fuck does the rest of the world find so criminally wrong with all that? We built what you extroverts take for granted, and when we do go out, we're the ones who end up FUNDING your outgoing personalities, so the least you can do is stop insulting us for not being the arrogant, reckless, sociopathic, unreliable, and overly talkative parasites that you all are. We tolerate your noise, so tolerate our silence. Fuckers. Apr 11 1:09 PM UTC | |
link hereI hate people who tell you to smile or be all positive when you're feeling down. So I'm supposed to feel good when a sibling gets murdered, or when I get fired from a job I love, or when my kid's DNA test says that my wife was banging the local thugs? Don't tell me to "just cheer up" you goddamn imbeciles, because that will only piss me off even more! If you are so concerned about me not grinning like the Joker today, either give me something to smile about, or get the fucking Hell out of my face! Apr 9 5:17 PM UTC | |
link hereI hate it when people sniffle and suck the snot back up their nose, pick their nose, and wipe their nose with their hand. Tissue paper was invented to help people cheaply and efficiently expel and dispose of their snot. A variety of cold medications, flu medications, anti-histamines, and nasal sprays were invented to cheaply and easily suppress the body's urge to make runny snot in public. Heck, if tissues are hard to find, what stops a person from reaching out for a handkerchief, toilet paper, or even newspaper to clear the snot out? Yet people choose to force the snot back up their nose until the body is inevitably forced to sneeze it out, which results in an even revolting mess, as the snot flies everywhere in a wide fountain of droplets at 100 miles an hour (161 kilometers an hour). And it sucks that these sick fools have to flaunt their runny noses IN PUBLIC, especially where food is being served. There is nothing I hate more than watching and hearing some stupid, mannerless fucker take a long, loud drag of snot up his or her nose, then sneeze loudly (without covering the mouth), then drag even more snot up the nose, and play with it between their fingers, all whilst I'm trying to eat. Makes me feel like vomiting on the spot, and beating the crap out of that disgusting bastard for not bothering to take the decency to go to the bathroom and clean their nose. Mar 23 7:27 AM UTC | |
link hereI HATE MY BIG SISTER, she's such a B****! Mind me, but I gotta curse at some points. She's so ANNOYING, and so serious, she doesn't take any joke at all, only the stupid, clean small, NOT funny ones for example today she told me "Hey, my friend told me that a guy was wearing a mini hat yesterday" And she laughed out loud. What the heck! It's not funny, and when I just put my feet on her desk. She gets extremely angry that she spat on me. and said, "It's rude, it's disrespectful" and all that shit. WHO F**** CARES WOMAN! She's like my second mother, and my mom is like my friend she's cool and kind. Not like that a**hole. She only wants to be rich, and mean. That's what (she) told me and she wants all the money in the world. OH F*** I just want her to die...I know you would say ((She's your sister forgive her, and you will regret her dying.)) You know what, I wish "I" would kill her with my own frikin' HANDS!!!!!!!!!! AARGHHHHHHHHHH. Plus she acts like my little sister and always makes trouble, grow up bitch. Oh I forgot, and she complains ALOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MOTHERF****** SHUT UP, and JUST FINISH YOUR WORK!!!! Feb 23 4:28 PM UTC | |
link hereI hate when I am watching a movie with someone that has seen the movie before and they sit there through the entire movie saying "oh oh! Watch this!" FFS! WTF do you think I am doing!? I'm trying to watch the damn movie but you keep interrupting! STFU! Jun 28 9:40 AM UTC | |
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