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I hate going to the store and buying embarrassing things that are not for me. If I'm buying tampons for myself, that's fine. But I can't handle buying pads for my mom. I know that the checker assumes that they're mine and I hate that. I don't know why.

And I don't like buying junk food for other people either. I'm not a big junk food eater. But I'm a fatty and I know that if I buy crap, they'll think I'm going to go out and eat half the carton of ice cream with my hands in the car before I even leave the parking lot.

I always want to tell the checkers that It's not for me, but they wouldn't believe me if I did. Apr 17 12:34 PM MST
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I HATE being a damn teenager. The fucking mood swings, the damn hormones fucking with your whole body, and those SHITTY GOOD FOR NOTHING EGGS DOWN THERE!

I get it - reproduction, kids, blah blah blah WHAT THE HELL, I'M FUCKIN 14! Why would you need to get pregnant at 14? This is not 2000000 BC - the time to die of old age is not at 25. Let's fucking adapt already! Damn you periods!

And how about these fucking emotions? You feel fine one minute and then three minutes later you want to cut yourself or kill yourself or SOMETHING because you can't find your damn pencil. Then you're fine again. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG with me?? Feb 20 3:01 PM MST
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I think I speak for everyone when I say, I hate hangovers. They either put a huge damper on the fact that you had a really good drunken night, or are an unpleasant reminder of you're much regretted night out.
The headaches arn't that bad I say, take a couple advil throughout the day and you're pretty much good to go. It's the light-headed 'I'm gonna pass out or puke' feeling whenever you stand up that really kills me.
What's worse than sitting at home nursing your hangover? Hiding your hangover when you go out for a nice family dinner and are ordered to eat a full meal.
We've been unsuccessful finding a cure for cancer, perhaps it's time to switch the cause over to a hangover cure. Guaranteed that medicine would sell like hot cakes! Jun 24 7:41 PM MST
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I HATE these stupid drinks that people come up with in bars.

"I'll have a snakebite...tee hee" I hate those stupid ass drink names. S T U P I D

I hate how people are so down with ordering a "blowjob" that they are missing out on some damn fine SIMPLE drinks like a 7&7, or a kamikaze, or a martini, or just a shot of whiskey or something.

I hate how people think they are so fucking cool when they order a stupid, overpirced "exotic" drink, when they could be getting hammered with the simple combination of Kamikaze, then beer, then one more Kamikaze then stay with beer.

It's simple!

I hate how people drink to be trendy, instead of to get fucking wasted, it's not right.

Oh yea, I hate ANY drink with that lame ass red bull shit in it.....keep that lame shit out of my vodka, asshole!

I hate faggy ass drinks.

I hate you Jun 1 3:41 PM MST
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I hate drunk drivers. They kill innocent people with their lack of judgement and every time I drive at night I am paranoid that the guy coming at me is going to cross into my lane and hit me head on. I hate that highschool girls take pictures of themselves driving drunk and put them on facebook, like its a cool thing to do. I hate when stupid kids kill themselves drunk driving and everyone acts like they were so innocent. ITS THEIR OWN FAULT...at least they killed themselves instead of some innocent bystander. May 17 6:33 AM MST
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I hate pointless phone calls.
As if I wanna sit there and listen to you talk about how bored you are or what a delicious breakfast you had this morning. I hate the sound of the telephone ringing. I hate hanging up on someone and they call back.

I hate where I live. I hate how theres nothing to do except get stoned or drunk or go to the mall which consists of about five stores.

I hate screamo music. I can't exactly put my finger on why I do, but I hate it. Why would someone want to listen to music you can't even make out the words too. It makes my ears bleed.

I hate grocery shopping. It takes so long, and you'll need apples and their on one side, and a loaf of bread and it's sneakily hidden in some random aisle. I hate shopping baskets too. They clang all the time and their hard to turn and usualy they have one squeaky wheel that spins around and around all the time.

I hate my school. I hate all the teachers in it. And majority of the students arnt that much better.

I dislike people againset drugs and alcohol. Expecially if they've never tried it. You've gotta be curious, just go try it and then say what you think.

I hate when people listen to their Ipod when you're with them. It's impossible to have an actual conversation with them without them blurting out a random line from the song in the middle of your speaking.

I hate how milk goes chunky. Juice doesn't go chunky if you leave it out for a while, infact all the sugar goes to the bottom and it tastes even better sometimes. But no, milk goes all sour, and looks like vomit and smells like shit. It sadens me.

I hate Hawaiin Pizza. Why is there such thing as a pizza with pineapples on it? Since when are pineapples, meat, tomato sauce and bread a good combination?

I hate eating with big spoons. Either it wont fit in your mouth right or there too much cereal or whatever on the large spoon and you can't chew properly.

I hate people that say things they know will make someone else laugh while their eating. Then that person burst out laughing and sprays their half eaten food all over the place and laughs with their mouth hanging wide open or they end up choking on their food and cough for the next 20 minuets. Jan 27 6:01 AM MST
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I hate how everything has to revolve around drinking. I hate that it is everywhere in movies in offices at my work at the grocery store. I hate listening to people talk about how drunk they need to be to deal with life. I hate that because I am not a drinker I get labeled as "a person who has no fun in their life." My life is a lot of fun and I feel that i am alone because I chose not to abuse drugs and alcohol. It is sad that in order for there to be a connection we need to be high or drunk. I feel like I will never meet the right person. Dec 29 5:41 PM MST
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I hate drunk drivers! If you decide to go and fuck your own life up, go and jump off a building or walk into the back 40 and blow you f'ing head off!! Don't drown your sorrows in a bottle of JD and then go for a cruise- hit someone and then not only ruin 2 lives- the family, friends and everyone else who has to clean up after it. I hate how "friends" know that a drunk driver fucked up your family and still decides to get hammered and go for rides like it's no big deal- you dumb idiot! I hate how they go to jail for 4 months while we're serving a life sentence. Dec 7 12:24 PM MST
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I hate my addictive personality.
I hate alcohol
I hate that my family thinks i have a problem
I hate that i know i have a problem
i hate the fact that im only 19
I hate that i cant ever drink again
I hate that im scared of people
I hate that i try so hard for others to like me
I hate that when i drink i feel like they love me
I hate that when im sober i feel like they hate me
I hate that im so mean to my mom
I hate that i feel like she never forgave me

thats not the case
i just never forgave myself Nov 1 1:29 PM MST
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i hate the fact that alcohol is legal!!! i hate the fact that governments think that alcohol is fine, but smoking and taking drugs is bad! When its been proven over and over again, there are more alcohol related deaths than deaths of all types of drugs combined, and also more than smoking!!!!!they should all be illegal or legal!!! Oct 16 2:09 AM MST
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I hate those damn Plax ads that say their mouth wash is the only one that doesn't contain alcohol, when actually it does! Is everybody so lazy they can't even read the motherfucking wrapper to see its composition? Or do I have so much useless time on my hands? I've done some reasearch, and it turns out, all mouth wash brands have alcohol, no exeption. But alcohol does not give them the awful taste. Listerine simply adds mint escence because regular Joes won't belive their mouth is being cleaned if they don't feel a burning sensation in their toung. And the only difference with Plax, is that Plax doesn't waste any money on fake mint flavour, so that kids can use it as well without complaining (but of course, the alcohol remains)
BTW: There's nothing wrong with mouth wash containing alcohol, that's what bothers me the most. Aug 31 4:26 AM MST
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I hate that drugs and alcohol are always picked over me. And how my friends claim that it doesnt change them. If it didnt change you, does that mean you'd always pick a substance over me? I wish i was more. So you just kick back with your joint in one hand, and bong in the other, and i'll kick back with myself, and wonder where the fuck i went wrong. Aug 19 11:19 AM MST
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