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I hate when you have a new tattoo and it's just at the 'itchy as hell' stage, and for one millisecond your mind wanders onto something other than the fact you have a healing tattoo (such as how cool cows are) and then you itch it!

And I hate the subsequent feelings of horror and fear that you may have -gasp- done some damage to the beautiful colour work that your artist so painstakingly did. Aug 9 11:33 PM MST

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I hate people that have to announce that they are "Dr. John Dickfuck."

Who gives a fuck if you went to college for 20 fucking years, why do we have to hear about it?

I hate how doctors think that they should be special just because they can write a fucking prescription. Fuck, I can write a prescription for fucks sake. "Xanax 2mg #90, 1t po tid"

See, I just wrote a prescription so fuck off you doctors. Apr 3 4:10 PM MST

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I hate it when you go to the toilet and you're all relieved and everything, but then you go to get some toilet paper and you're sat facing an empty cardboard roll. WTF? Didn't the last person who used the last bit think ''oh I'll replace it and help my fellow man''??? And your'e left helplessly covered. And I hate thatif you're at home you try and shuffle across the room to get a new roll, but urine still runs down your damn leg anyway.
I hate hand dryers. Wtf? It's the 21st century, I think they could have come up with a hand dryer that actually dries your hands!
On the other hand, I happen to love soap dispensers, they're the best :) Jun 7 8:34 AM MST