http://www.hatebook.com/ Recent hates on hatebook.com http://www.hatebook.com/id/108395 i hate that i worked so hard to go from 200 lbs to 130 and i have these ugly fuckin stretch marks so always remind me and everyone around me that i use to be the fat girl 2010-03-10T01:59:04+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/108238 I hate that I found a cut up straw with coke in my pocket. I hate that I know it's my mom's and she was wearing this jacket earlier. I hate that my mom tells me never to do drugs when she is always smoking pot in the bathroom. I hate that she ignores that my sister is practically dropping out of school. I hate that she ignores that my brother is selling pot and drinking in his locked bedroom. I hate that when something goes wrong with them she acts like I'm her confidant and tells me she doesn't know what she did wrong. I hate that when I told her she needed to stop my sister before she gets into trouble with the school, she ignored me and then the school SARTed her for not attending her classes. I hate the way I feel like I have to be responsible because my parents don't act like parents. 2010-03-06T20:55:36+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/107697 I hate human resources departments. A company can get by for decades without one, when suddenly, somebody says they need a human resources department. Suddenly all decisions regarding hiring and firing of staff as well as conditions of employment fall under the human resources department. He's what I don't like about them; Once they get into a company, you will never get rid of them. They start off small, but every time you look their way, they will have yet another new staff member. They totally take over the company. The decisions they make have more say in your work life than the CEO. After a while the head of human resources becomes the de-facto CEO. Human resources need to do things to justify their existence. This often starts off with very politically correct, crackpot ideas like giving everybody new titles made up of new age speak words (so a guy looking through rubbish bins could get called a recycling initiator). In order to continue justifying their existence, human resources will move onto setting up witch hunts. Where I work, this started off with the HR person whispering into the CEO's ear that we are all on drugs and he needed to catch us and fire us. They couldn't get random testing past the union, but they were able to get a drug dog to come around to sniff our butts in case we had drugs on us. Of course that didn't find anything, so they are moving onto accusing us all of being binge drinkers and chain smokers and having sweeps for on the job drunkenness. The people I work with are one of the finest teams I have ever had the privilege of working with. This accusation is outrageous and insulting. When I was a child, I was told stories of how bad the people in the Soviet Union had it. In every large Russian company, there would be a KGB agent who would keep an eye on the workers and often accused people of disloyalty, putting them on Star Chamber style trials. Workers were always afraid the KGB agent would target them next. Workers would speak amongst themselves in whispered tones about what horror that KGB person was cooking up next. The Russians got rid of those people years ago. In the west, we call them Human Resources. Have you noticed that when people in your workplace talk about HR they whisper? If you think I'm kidding and you're reading this at work and you have a Human Resources department, then try showing this to a few of your workmates. They will laugh nervously and back away from you. How about showing this to a Human Resources person? He or she will smile and in a dismissive tone inform you that this rant is typical of the misconceptions about HR. They will then walk back to their office and make a note in your permanent work record that you are a troublemaker and you can be sure that in six months you won't work here anymore. Even if you don't show this to an HR person, it makes no difference. Last month they told your boss that the new personal regulations require Internet and computer monitoring software be placed on all machines at your work. An HR person is looking at what's on your screen right now. Don't worry, nothing will happen to you today, or tomorrow, but from this moment you are doomed. 2010-02-25T06:39:21+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/107614 I hate that feeling of impending doom when you realize you've lost your wallet (which, by the way, is what I did today) and also coming to the unfortunate realization that somebody probably stole it and there's no chance of getting it back. I feel utterly shitastic as of now. 2010-02-23T19:56:24+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/107159 I hate stupid "new" words like "Guesstimate". It's not clever, it's just stupid. Why not just use the words "estimate" which means the same thing ??? Why invent a hybrid, cross-bred pathetic version of two words which are perfectly ok. I hate this pushing together of two random words to make one new word i.e. "Brainstorming" I mean??? BRAIN storming?? WTF? If you'd been asleep for the past 25 years and then woke up to all this fucking "New" speak you'd definitely be like "WTF"?? Here's one: I "heart" you. WTF?? You HEART me? WTF is that? The internet is partly to blame but so are businesses with their new freakin business speak and Brainstorming sessions to invent new pathetic words and phrases like .... "Brainstorming"!! 2010-02-16T12:24:22+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/106715 i hate vaccum cleaners. House work would be so bad if they wern't so dam noisy. Its like you need friggin ear muffs to vaccum your carpet 2010-02-09T20:36:47+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/106190 I hate it when I look up symptoms on the internet. No matter what the symptoms I am experiencing, it always seems to indicate that I have something majorly serious and that I'm about to die. 2010-02-01T23:30:52+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/105755 i hate that we cannot have customer response day in which you (the employee) can tell customers how inconsiderate, selfish and nasty they are. i hate that you have to allow them to talk to you like a piece of trash and maintain professionalism when they should be told off for their foolish behavior! 2010-01-26T13:33:35+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/105748 As a guy i hate it when women get together an turn into completely over enthusiastic clappy screamy fake stupid people..a minute ago my girl was a sensible fun human being an then she meets up with some of her friend an all of a sudden she an the rest of them turn into 15 year old girls at a backstreet boys concert...what is that about!!!??? im the same me everyday..i dont turn up at my pals house an all of a sudden turn into a neanderthal dragging my hands along the floor..thats just dumb.. 2010-01-26T10:52:35+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/105347 I hate watching game shows, because contestants will waste time discussing why they think the answer is what they think it is. I don't care, just answer the freaking question! I can never watch Deal or No Deal again, because one contestant chose a briefcase just because of his wife's birthday or something. Just pick a case! It's based on luck, not your freaking personal experiences! 2010-01-20T01:33:40+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/105280 Do you know what I hate? I hate it when during the recounting of some horrifying crime, the teller at some point in the story refers to the perpetrator as a "gentleman". Seriously, I was just watching television and this poor guy was telling about how he was permanently blinded when some asshole came into his workplace and just started shooting people. He actually described the shooter as "a young gentleman". Are you fucking kidding me? Have people really just lost sense of the concept of the gentleman so completely? Please, someone, please tell me: if randomly destroying the lives of a bunch of strangers for no discernible reason is the action of a gentleman, then what in the hell does it take to be considered a rogue? 2010-01-19T02:12:14+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/104863 I hate the sound of velcro ripping. YIIAOW!! Everytime someone rips it, it gives me a tingly feeling on my head and I don't like it. I don't know why I hate the sound. It rapes me ears. 2010-01-13T01:36:01+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/104486 I hate that every morning at 8:01am I have to get off my bus and walk through a cloud of toxic smoke to get into the school because my bus stops right in front of the schools "designated smoking zone". Are you freaking kidding me?! How can a highschool have a smoking zone?! Is anyone there actually old enough to buy a package of cigarettes? But do you know what I hate even more? The fact that for kids at my school to smoke their parents must provide written or verbal consent to the schools office. Holy crap. You're giving your 12-18 year old permission to smoke and you have the NERVE to call yourself a PARENT? Wow. That's screwed up. I also hate smokers who claim that it has nothing to do with non-smokers whether they smoke or not. Of course it does, you moron. We're the ones that have to walk past you every day and inhale your fumes. You say you have the right and the freedom to choose to smoke, but does that mean I don't have the right to live a healthy life? Smoking in any form of public place should be completely unlawful. I hate you and your dirty, disgusting habit. 2010-01-06T21:20:51+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/104463 I love using google maps' street view to 'walk' through different cities and countries but at the same time i hate what it does to me. It makes me despise where i am, how i'm completely unable to travel to the places i explore on a stupid satellite map with pixels i've to wait to load for a picture of an empty street with a random passerby and little artsy cafes, and i hate how sad it makes me feel because i can't be that random passerby or in that little artsy cafe or shopping along that 'indie' street and instead i'm stuck in this dismal lecture hall/4by4 room with my laptop showing a place i'll pretty much never be able to see in real life, and so i can only settle waiting for that image to load pixel by pixel on that 15 inch screen, of an area i only wish i could be at. And then all this exploring makes me hate those who can afford to go all over the world, the very people who map googlemaps.etc and how half of them act like fags and take their wealth/travel opportunities for granted, leaving people like us stuck in our pathetic cubicles going through the motions day after day, and not being able to do anything about it, which makes me hate myself even more, cause i know i can gun it and just leave my life and start a new one, but the consequences of doing so nag at the back of my head and make me TERRIFIED of its future and i hate that and i don't know why something as lame/aimless as googlemaps makes me feel so much at once and gives me more reason to hate myself even further. The world's still not accessible to everyone!! 2010-01-06T13:57:50+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/104383 I hate water. Water can do whatever it wants. Don't even bother to try, you'll never win against it. Water is friggin invincible. Water kill people. Lack of water kill people. Fuck you, Water even win against gravity! Fuck that evaporation! Just stay still already! I know you'll ruin my day by raining someday. Fuck you bastard. 2010-01-05T03:27:04+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/104377 I hate when I'm a guest in someone's house and I ask for a drink of water and they give it to me in one of those plastic "tumblers". I hate that they smell all gross, like old plastic, and sometimes the rims of the cups are all gnawed on so they're all rough and every time you take a sip it makes you think about how many other people have drank out of the same smelly plastic cup. 2010-01-05T02:12:11+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/103898 I hate the fact that electronics companies never produce and sell latest tech, all-in-one, "perfect" gadgets! Everything on the market always misses something!!! Some has great technical features but no looks, some has the looks but too high prices, one works with the speed of light but is too fragile, one has a glomorous screen but the voice sucks etc... I always have to sacrifice one thing or another anytime i need to buy a new item. Moreover, in a month or so an upgraded version pops up! I am fucking sick of it! I hate such kind of market strategy. It openly blocks our access to the borders of human knowledge and production. I feel cheated. I don't wanna throw away my money anymore to any of these greedy companies until they start to launch their best products and give up wasting our time and money with incomplete ones. 2009-12-29T00:00:33+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/103771 I hate how my alarm clock only has a minute and an hour button to set it. So if you have to wake up at like 7:45 you have to press the fucking minute button 45 times. 2009-12-27T08:41:26+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/103575 I absolutely hate censorship more than anything else in this pathetic world. I mean the only reason people are doing this is to protect the children, bullshit! You mean to tell me, the parents can't say what kind of music they listen to, the books they read, the movies they watch etc.? So then they get the brilliant idea, "hey, let's just ban this stuff altogether, it's not like anybody made this shit with their own blood, sweat, and tears". Then we get persecuted for standing up to these idiots, by saying their self-righteous cause will never succeed because of the first amendment. I'm a strong believer in freedom of expression, and when they ban all of our hard work, it becomes a personal attack on us and our freedoms. 2009-12-24T03:09:13+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/103257 I hate the banks who charge a "service fee" of $8.00 to maintain your checking account, when you only had $7.00 in it. THEN, they charge you a $39.00 "OVERDRAFT FEE" because "you" overdrafted your account. Then when you put money in to cover the 8 plus 39 dollars, they charge you a "continuous overdraft fee" because it is now the NEXT day and has been over drafted for 24 hours. Oh yeah, and you will need another 39 dollars, because the check you are depositing to cover the "delinquincy" wont clear for 48 hours. Yeah, this same shit the credit card companies do as well. Except, they have the balls to compound the "fees" with INTEREST on the balance. Mutherfuckers all of them. 2009-12-19T03:20:53+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/103242 I hate that everyone still pushes politically correctness into the holiday season. (Notice I didn't say Christmas) If someone says happy Chanukah to me I don't think they insulted my God and act insulted. Nor fesitvus, nor having a Santa instead of Jesus, or whatever else you want to be HAPPY about during this time of year. Any excuse for people to be cheery and friendly to their neighbors seems like a good thing. Keep your whining to yourself and let people enjoy their holiday. I promise it isn't hurting your Budda. 2009-12-18T20:49:10+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/103121 I hate the fact that when learning about Kennedy's assassination, this asshole in my class said "BOOM! Headshot!!!" seriously, its just in poor taste. Its the death of a world leader, (a prominent one, too) and he compares it to his f***ing games. Its not funny. 2009-12-17T01:51:27+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/102870 I hate the new privacy settings on facebook. Why the fuck did you ask to be my friend then not let me see your posts. Just dont get it. I was only being polite in the first place fucker. I am going to delete you now. HA. 2009-12-13T14:22:08+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/102352 I hate how my roommates and I all agreed to bring our own kitchen stuff (silverware, cups, plates etc) and then not only did 2 of them not bring any but they use all of mine, leave them dirty in the sink and then act like its not their responsibility because they are not their dishes so i end up cleaning them and putting them away, only to be met with another sink of them the next day! I now have so much more respect for my mom! 2009-12-06T05:18:26+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/102138 I fucking HATE when people respond with "lol" in text messages and IMs. "lol" is a invalid response. It gives you nothing to discuss, It does not forward the conversation. It usually isn't the result of a real "Laugh out Loud" event anyway. It gives no hint of what the other person is thinking. Fine, "lol" if you have something else to say atleast. But "lol" as a standalone response? Good grief. This is why I prefer actually talking to people face to face. You can't say "lol" in real life and not say anything else. 2009-12-03T01:14:18+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/101857 I hate that my bathroom door all of a sudden has this squeak to it. Now, every time I wake up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I manage to wake up at least one person in the house. 2009-11-29T15:39:40+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/101821 I hate that the two nimrods who crashed the White House party are now going to become celebrities. Instead of taking these two and quietly putting them in jail, they're already setting up interviews for TV shows to find out how they did it. What kind of message does that send to the world? 'Break the law. And you, too, could be famous.' Meanwhile Tiger Wood got into a car accident, injuring no one but himself. and is now being hounded by the press so they could find out the details so society can then determine if he still deserves his celebrity status. People are just nuts. Let people's private lives be private. If JFK ran for president today he'd never win. With all the public scrutiny of people's private lives, there's no way an adulterer would get past the primaries. Ironically this man is still heralded as one of the greatest presidents this country has ever had. How many other great ones are out there, and will remain unknown because of the twisted state of public scrutiny that dominates the US? And then we'll continue to wonder why we have no quality leadership and everybody lies. Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn would have been all over the tabloids had their thing gone down today. But back in the day the media still had some kind of class about itself. Sadly those days are gone. 2009-11-29T03:36:24+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/101783 I hate when I'm cooking or baking and I forget to add an ingredient, usually a key one. One time I was making these peanut butter chocolate square things and I forgot the peanut butter. How stupid is that? 2009-11-28T15:33:14+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/101524 I hate what "people" consider the "news". Is Adam Lambert kissing someone fucking news? Why hell no. Is the Philippine massacre of 46 people news? Yes. That is news. There is a real big fucking problem there and has been. I kissed someone yesterday and the day before that... Who gives a damn. Hell I even had sex recently, wow... still not news though. 2009-11-24T19:06:32+00:00 http://www.hatebook.com/id/101368 I hate that I want to kill myself. I hate that I can't, because my father did years ago, and my entire family freaked out because I was kind of an angry little kid and they all thought I'd grow up to be suicidal. (They never considered that actually TELLING an 8-year-old "You have mental issues and will be just like your father" might have contributed to any anger issues I started out with). I hate that suicide would just give them a reason to say "I told you so." Yeah, they'd be sad that I was dead, but they'd be happy too, in a weird way. I hate that my only reason for staying alive is so they can't feel superior to me for predicting how I would turn out. 2009-11-22T09:22:02+00:00