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I hate small town cops . I hate that they sit there picking their noses until some Joe comes by mildly speeding. Not reckless or exesive speeding, just regular driving. I hate that there is a 25 and 35 mph speed limit. Who the hell drives that slow. I can walk faster than that. No one drives the speed limit becuase it's ridiculous. I hate that they can't just be out there trying to catch real criminals. I hate that they always catch you first thing in the morning so now all you can think about is that fucking ticket and now it has ruined the rest of your day. I hate that they tell you "try to have a nice day" after they hand you the ticket. Fuck you, dick! May 23 4:04 AM MST

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I hate when you use the super-nice bathroom at someone's house, you wash your hands, and all the towels are fucking silk and covered in embroidered little details and beads and other pointless articles of SHIT, so there's nowhere to dry your hands! What am I supposed to do, fuck your pretty little towels? I just want a basic towel! Come on, people, what the hell? Feb 4 11:15 AM MST

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I hate cool shoes because they are sometimes too small but you don't want to stop wearing them becaue they rock and then you get ingrown toenails and they flipping hurt! Dec 19 3:03 AM MST