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I hate having to wrap gifts.
I hate it so much I don't do it.

I buy those bags.

I jam the shit in the bag and give them that.
Hey my gifts are good, nobody cares.

And I hate cards.
What would you rather have for your birthday?
$500 or a fucking card?

Here's the money, its in the bag, no, I forgot a card.
I hate cards.

Sometimes, when I am really hating cards, I will buy cards for people that don't match the occasion.
Its your birthday?
Here is a "romantic card for my wife."
Look in the bag idiot, your gift is in there.

I hate wrapping paper and cards. Oct 14 9:44 AM MST