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OH MY GOD!

I frickin hate night trains. trains are fine in the daytime- they really are. For not very long distances too. but TRAINS AT NIGHT ARE SOME LEVEL OF HELL!

First of all.. the compartments are SO not comfortable to sleep in. TOO MANY people are stuffed into close contact. Furthermore.. they can't really wash. no. there's just dirty water used for washing your hands or something! AND if you want to change your clothes- good luck. there's barely any room IN the compartments and going to a bathroom.. ha.. with all the various body fluid on the floor and every other surface. HA!

What makes it worse though is when your air conditioning doesn't work so you have to force open the broken window with help from an attendant to get all that minging BODY HEAT out of the car. Don't worry though. that will cool you off. Overnight.. ... cold Alps air! BUT OF COURSE the window is broken so somehow you have to jam the window closed SOME how with a pair of MYSTERY PANTS to prevent actual death from your hypothermia!

The next day you wake up from twenty-four minutes of somehow foced sleep groggy with freezing blood preparing to get off the train in your negative minute window or else you're stuck going somewhere you have no desire to be. No hygiene still with bulky luggage in tow trying to get through some sort of narrow ass hallway.

In no way does your mouth taste like nightmares, in no way do you smell VERY european, and in no way is your physical appearance dirty and offensive in any way. Sep 29 10:59 PM MST