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I hate the whole concept of the "senior citizen's discount". Apparently, every business in the entire realm of existence is supposed to offer to foot some pre-determined percentage of the bill just because some old codger has his AARP card. I can understand letting a child into the amusement park for free. They have no money to begin with. But as for you, Grandpa, I say "no more". Not only are you probably sitting on a mountain of cash that you've been hoarding since your frugal ass entered the work force, but now that your retired you mooch off of Social Security, making damn sure there's none left for me when I need it. And on top of all that, you want a discount on your early bird special? If anything, you should be paying extra. Not just because you made some schmuck work twice as hard to prepare your meal with your "little added requests" about how the food is to be prepared, but mainly because all you really manage to do is take up space. You can't drive, you smell funny, you forget to close your mouth after you've stopped talking, and worst of all, you contribute absolutely nothing to society. "Well, I used to!" you may say. Well, I used to crap my pants when I was a toddler, but I've moved on. You should, too! Stop expecting some kind of discount just because you've got one foot in the grave. It demeans old people and makes them seem feeble and helpless. If you can't afford to pay full price, than you shouldn't be going out to eat in the first place. Besides, who knows how many innocent people you endangered getting behind the wheel of your brand new Cadillac. A Cadillac that I'm sure you paid FULL PRICE for!!! Sep 28 8:24 PM MST