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I HATE it when you can have a dirty filthy car for weeks on end, with not a single spot of bird shit on it, but the very day you decide to give your car a proper clean you end up with at least 5 big fuck off splodges of bird shit all over you windows and paintwork WHY! WHY the fuck couldnt they do that when it was dirty I HATE BIRDS, EVERYLAST ONE NEEDS FUCKIN SHOOTIN Aug 31 2:33 AM MST