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i hate that i will never have the quintessential high school experience package, complete with cute jock boyfriend and house parties, because i am at a stupid college prep school where 1) the boys are five feet tall, disgusting, and only capable of playing badminton and 2) everyone is too boring to throw interesting house parties... all of them suck here

i keep telling myself that i need to get out of the bubble, but i feel like i'm missing out on something really crucial.

i'm a pretty cute girl. what do i say when i get to college and have to explain to some guy who wants to hook up that i'm a virgin (and haven't even given a complete handjob) because the guys in my class are nasty egotistical nerds? everyone's probably going to think it's a cover and that i really have herpes. great. Nov 12 5:02 PM MST

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I hate people who blog. I don't blog. I don't see any reason why my shit would be interesting to you. I don't see why anyone else crap is worth reading. I mean, isn't it just bullshit because you don't really know the person. I mean, you can pretend that you know the person, and then isn't that make this just like TV? Except with TV someone called a "writer" writes crap for us to pretend is real? Now I have a world of novices at my mouse click to tell me about their kids, views on middle of the road politics, beheaded people in some far away forest is some ridiculous place? Maybe pretend isn't so bad. Maybe TV isn't so bad. Maybe just people think their life is so fucking cool are the problem, and need to tell everyone all about it, day after day, and night after night. I for one am completely sick of these people. We should start something to boycott Bloggers. Blogs are Stupid Boring Wastes of Time. That isn't literature, or news. That is just some jack@$$ in a trailer somewhere pretending to be my guru because I can't see who he or she really is, that somehow I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt that they aren't a complete crap for brains, mumbling horseapple dispenser of crapulance. I hate those Blogger's Damn them!! Damn those Blogger Frucks! I hate you!! I hate you!! I hate you!!! AAAGHHHHH!! Jul 14 11:40 PM MST

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I hate sporks.
you know those spoons with 3 prongy things that they give you at places like taco bell?
yeah I fucking hate those. the prongs break and the spoon is too deep... like it could hold liquid if u tried. what the hell do u need a spoon for at taco bell anyway??? seriously... call conco and get some goddamn pro-paks... they come with a spoon a fork (separate entities mind you) and a butter knife... hell you can buy boxes of like 500 spoons and a box of 500 fucking forks.... JUST FUCKING GET RID OF THE DAMN SPORKS ALREADY. who invented sporks? If they're still alive I hope someone who hates sporks as much as I do murders them with sporks... seriously.
geez. you can't even cut a piece of something to eat it without stabbing it a million times and breaking a prong because the side of the spork just doesn't work like the side of a real fork would for cutting into food. and when you try to scoop it... somehow the pieces of food like to fall off because of the unnecessarily steep sides it has so you end up using your fingers to put the damn food on the spork which eliminates the use of any fucking utensil at all... oh... could go on for hours. fucking sporks... I hate you. Jun 25 11:34 AM MST