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I hate when microwavable meals are supposed to be cooked at 50% power. I don't know how to set my microwave at 50% power! Why can't you just make it a straight shot with 100% power the whole time??!?!!? Oct 31 3:08 PM MST

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I hate how I use my cellphone everyday but I'm afraid that it's going to give me a brain tumor so I hold it in all kinds of odd ways so that the radiation doesn't get to my brain. I hate that I won't put my cellphone in my pocket because I'm afraid it will make a tumor in my ovary. I hate how crazy that sounds. I hate how attached to my cellphone I am even though I'm afraid of it. Feb 4 8:13 AM MST

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I hate college. I'm a math major in my third year, and my GPA is pretty decent, but for the love of god I hate college.

Perhaps I should say "Universities." The UC system is a giant coorporate machine that takes high school students and forces them into overpriced and overrated classes all for the benefit of a stupid piece of paper that says I'm intelligent at the end. I swear to god I was more intelligent before I came here.

I spend most of my days studying or stressing over annoying shit that will never matter for my entire life.

Maybe I should put some of what I'm learning to use right now, just so it's not all in vain. You want a proof! I'll write you a damn proof!

Claim: Universities are heartless, disgusting, dispassionate and detached factories that just give you one more meaningless obstacle to overcome in life.

Proof: If universities are so great, then why am I working my ass off to the point that I have to start applying Rogain on a daily basis. Why is it that unless you're pretty much below the poverty line, you have to fork over as much money as you possibly can, and if you're lucky, you're parents will help you, but you're not really that lucky, because now they spend every single day working THEIR asses off just so you can be somewhere you don't even wany to be. And worst of all, student fees keep increasing because of an alleged BUDGET CRISIS! What the hell is going on? The school I go to charges over 20,000 students over 15,000 dollars a year! Where is it going?

Not to mention all of the ignorant, easy major choosing, homophobic, chauvanistic, frat guy excuses for students. I hate them most of all.

I just wish I had the courage to make it on my own, without all this mind numbing crap.

Or, for the more mathematical folks:

My life + College = a good future

Now substitute:

My life + College = a lot of money + a bunch of shit I don't need

And rearrange the equation:

College - a lot of money = a bunch of shit I don't need - my life



Q.E.D. May 7 12:15 AM MST