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I hate when people hit elevator buttons multiple times. Dude, mashing the elevator button as fast as possible a dozen times is not going to make it come any faster! Stop being such a spaz, you're only making yourself look like an 8-year-old. May 2 11:18 PM MST

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i hate how no matter how desperately hard i try, i cant wake up early! i hate that because i dont HAVE to wake up early, i wont! i hate that i HAVE to stay in bed "just 5 more minutes" 10 times in a row. i hate how i want to wake up at 6 in the morning and go for a jog, but not even my alarm wakes me up til 7 and then i just turn it off and go back to bed. i hate how just because its summer i cant wake up til 9 at the earliest, but yet during the school year i wake up exactly when i need to, wtf?!?! Jul 18 10:36 PM MST

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I hate it when it's halloween and I'm passing out candy, and a family comes over and their toddler is dressed as a superhero or a bumblebee. It's always a superhero or a bumblebee! Then the mother says, "Say trick or treat, Zachy!" and obviously the kid can't because he hasn't learned to speak yet, so he just stares at me and drools. I hate it when toddlers stare at me like that. It's creepy. I hate that I'm too old to trick or treat. I hate being in the city on Halloween, because I don't get free candy. Next Halloween I'm gonna try to go home so that after my brother's kid comes home with a bag of candy I'm gonna take it and eat it all. Yeah it's mean, but he's too young to eat candy! Get over it! May 3 1:04 PM MST