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I hate socks. They're never in pairs, and my mom gets mad at me when I wear two different socks. Where the hell do all my socks go!? Is there like a secret "abandoned sock" island where all your lost socks migrate to after being lost in the dryer!? WTF!?

I hate how no one seems to know where any of the undergarments are in the house, and my dad will end up putting MY undies in HIS drawer, and I'll end up with my brother's boxers, and Mom somehow has all Dad's... EVERYTHING. I mean seriously! Do I LOOK like my brother's size? HELLO?? I'm a girl, I don't wear boxers, Mom and/or Dad!

I hate how my friends in the dressing room before the show always compare their underwear. Like one pair is really gonna be better than the other one. What are they even looking for, one that's got more lace or one that covers less skin?

I hate how as girls grow, their clothing shrinks. It's like reverse sexology or something.

Chuck it, man... just chuck it... Mar 30 11:18 AM MST