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I hate when I'm taking a dump and I either don't shit but fart or my shit comes out in little chunks. Oh I hate mud-butt too, it's fucking insanely smelly. I like my shits long and strong. I love it when I concentrate and squeeze out one long ass turd and it looks like a snake is peeking out of the water, thats a winner. I leave those babies unflushed in public bathrooms for everyone to see. I hate that I can't squeeze out the long turds every time. I hate my sphincter. Dec 18 11:05 AM MST