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I hate buying toilet paper. There is no good way to do it. No matter how many rolls you buy, you are still announcing "I shit."

I hate how you can avoid this by buying 36 rolls at a time, but then you are saying "I shit a fucking lot, and it stinks"

I hate how you have the TP in your basket, and you walk past some young cute girl, and you know she is thinking "that guy shits"....fuck you bitch, you shit too and I bet it stinks all to hell.

I hate shit May 7 8:32 PM MST

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i hate idiots who call my house, get my answering machine, and don't leave a message. I changed my message once to even tell them that if they don't leave a message, even though the caller id registers, then obviously they are either unable to understand my language, stupid foreigners, or their call was a wrong number...no crack house here you got a wrong number, or then their call to me wasn't that important at all. and i really despise automatic recordings which come on while my message is playing and when i playback their message, the first 10 seconds are missing.... idiots! Mar 21 4:28 AM MST

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i hate it when shoelaces are the wrong length. when they're too long you have all this extra shoelace and when it's too short you fuck up the bow and have to do it over. Jan 14 12:56 AM MST