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I hate when passing aquaintances ask me getting-to-know-you questions like "what kind of music do you like?" or "where did you grow up?". Why? What do you care? Maybe they're just trying to be friendly but I can't help but suspect what they're really looking for is a "handle" on me - some nice little cubby for me inside their heads so they can tell themselves they know me. Well, you can't just skip ahead in the process by ticking off boxes in some stuped mental survey form. Getting to know someone takes years and years. You are not superior or clever enough to skip all the actual work. Sep 14 10:56 AM MST

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I hate people who solely complain about gas prices. The price of everything else has risen too. You should complain about milk prices too, since a gallon of it is more expensive than gas. Maybe you should eat out less or stop buying stupid crap if a few cents price increase breaks your bank. Aug 11 10:26 AM MST

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I hate having to take a shit right after I get out of the shower. Why can I never go before I take a shower, but as soon as I'm nice and clean, I have to go! It pisses me off! There's going to be some changes in 2008 Mr. Bowel!!! Dec 21 8:42 PM MST