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I hate Laguna Beach. The conversations probably go like this:
Bitch: Daddy I want my own MTV show.
Daddy: (calling MTV) My daughter wants her own show.
MTV: Is she nasty bleach blonde with roots growing in?
Daddy: Yes.
MTV: Is she a slut with breast implants?
Daddy: Yes.
MTV: Does she wear big fucking annoying glasses?
Daddy: Yes.
MTV: Is she so fucking annoying and starts drama because you won't buy her things like Brad Pitt?
Daddy: Well the first part is true, but I buy her whatever she wants.
MTV: Okay, we've got ourselves a show! Oct 6 11:00 PM MST