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I HATE ANTS. Stupid motherfuckers. They used to be cool, building their little hills and everything. I was fascinated with the way they warred and swarmed food. I'd even watch programs on army ants and everything.

Then the bastards invaded my dorm room.

It's not a big invasion, not something where I've got hundreds, or even dozens of ants all over the place, and I've been in dorms that had worse bug problems.

So why do I hate them now, you ask?

Because they never leave me alone! I sit at my computer, there's an ant crawling across the desk. I walk over to my dresser, there's two on top of that. I open up a draw, there's ten walking around trying to eat my gum. And god forbidI leave food out for a few minutes after I'm done with it, or they swarm that too.

Ants, you used to be cool. You used to be awesome. But you ruined it. I hate you. Oct 22 3:32 PM MST