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I hate MTV. Why? SHITTY, SHITTY MUSIC! It's shit! Monkey shit! LLAMA SHIT! Whiny, obnoxious boy-bands, (Good Charlotte, Green Day, Simple Plan, Sum41,) whores raping three-dimensional object in sight, (Ashanti, or whatever the fuck her name is, Teniqua or Shaniqua, Qatarius...WHO GIVES A FUCK!?) A TALKING SOCK THAT RANTS ABOUT THE SONGS THAT GIVE HIS VOICE ACTOR A JOB, and worst of all...
They've convinced millions of people that all of this shit is either funny, quality music, or entertaining in some way. Now, how would I kill MTV if it were anthropomorphisized into a human being? Cut a joint off of every toe, finger, hand, arm, leg each day while subject is secure to a wall. CAUTERIZE WOUNDS TO AVOID FATAL BLEEDING. Broil said severed body parts. Force subject to eat said body parts. If they don't shave 1 square inch of skin from a sensitive area of the body, ie: Buttocks, Scalp, pubus...Afer the victim is devoid of all limbs, bludgeon for pleasure, then starve to death. Enjoy your torture! Sep 21 7:55 AM MST