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I hate pimples.
I hate that I'm self-concious about my pimples.
I hate it when they hurt.
I hate it when they're red.
I hate it when they pop up before an important occasion.
I hate it when they never go away.
I hate buying overly priced face wash that doesn't seem to work but I keep using it just in case they could get worse if I stopped.
I hate being a moderately attractive guy but feel really unattractive because of those pimples. Mar 1 3:52 PM MST

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I hate banana peels. I recently tried dropping a few on the ground to get some good laffs from people slipping on them, but no one slipped! In fact, everyone avoided stepping on the peels altogether! I had to try stepping on a peel myself, but it wasn't slipppery at all, and I just got banana jizz on my shoe for my troubles. I hate how "they" have been lying to us all these years about how slippery banana peels are. Those fuckers! Jul 26 9:45 AM MST

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I hate your kids. I know I said I loved you and it didn't matter that you were married before but the tolerance stops with kids.
I am not a weekend mommy and I never will be.
Your brats are never permitted to come near my house. I cannot make that point more clear.
NEVER.

Your brats are hideous, evil, nasty, loud, obnoxious and stupid.
Did you and your ex have the same parents? Because your kids are some of the ugliest, dumbest brats I've ever met.

For the love of god try feeding them something that doesn't come frozen or deep fried and they might stop looking like pigs on two legs.

I hate that you assume that I would love them simply because I have tits and they're kids.
I happen to loathe children. Did I not make that clear when I met you? Did I not say "I am not looking for marriage OR kids." ?? Because I am SURE I did. And I hate that you lied and agreed with me.

I hate that you think marriage is now an option simply because you need someone to take care of your brats. You're a lazy prick and all you want is a new mommy for your little errors in birth control.

Get bent and take your brats with you asshole. Jun 13 8:53 AM MST